Ethical Trendsetter Gifts

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"Cool bling bro!"

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Animal Hats

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

"Look, a plastic punk!!"

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

"Help!!"

Figure Skating Competition

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

"If Twitter told you to jump off a bridge, would you?"

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'