Ethical Policy Pundits Gifts

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Hate Platforms

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

UK border controls relaxed.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Skeptic Tank.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

The wrecking crew!

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"The Nominees"

Dolestart - A New Initiative

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'