Ethical Policy Pundits Mugs

Hate Platforms

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

UK border controls relaxed.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Skeptic Tank.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

The wrecking crew!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"The Nominees"

Invade/Fail/Deny

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'