Ethical Hunting Pillows

Cecil's Revenge

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Duck Hunt

View to the Future

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A Bloody Butcher