Ethical Angler Pillows

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Priest with Christian symbol

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'He did it for us.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Blue Upright

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Catching Young Tarpon

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

God fishing.

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Fishing from a Fish

A fisher in historical dress

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'