Ethical Hunting Gifts

Cecil's Revenge

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Duck Hunt

View to the Future

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Deer Season Open.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'