Ethical Hunter Humorist Gifts

"A hell of a shot, weren't you?"

Ethics exam cheater.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Deer Season Open.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Burnout Syndrome...

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Spot Quiz....

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Nasty sunburn."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Soccer coach of the year.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Wall Street...