Ethical Eater Gifts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

'The good old days of unprocessed food'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Human-rights issues aside, you will soon enjoy the benefits of trade with China.'

"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Growth hormones feed to chickens

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

'Organic or Fairtrade?'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"We give it time to get its affairs in order...then 'whack!'"

US Energy Consumption

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

Tasting Zoo

"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"Is it free-range?"

Consumer Protection Act.

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"Are your chops humanely chopped?"

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."