Ethical Eater Gifts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'The good old days of unprocessed food'

"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"

'Human-rights issues aside, you will soon enjoy the benefits of trade with China.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"We give it time to get its affairs in order...then 'whack!'"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

US Energy Consumption

Growth hormones feed to chickens

'Organic or Fairtrade?'

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Consumer Protection Act.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"Is it free-range?"

"Are your chops humanely chopped?"

Meat Department

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."

Tasting Zoo