Ethical Debate Debunker T-Shirts

Organ donor, buried in a tiny coffin.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Statue of Liberty

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"No offence Jon, but..."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.