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People for the Ethical Treatment of Anthrax

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Plant Parenthood...

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Memory Content is King

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Obama, the Enigma?

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

Foreign policy

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."