Ethical Debate Debunker Gifts

Organ donor, buried in a tiny coffin.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

Statue of Liberty

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Memory Content is King

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Foreign policy

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'