Ethereal Joker Gifts

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Pole Star

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Climbing to the moon

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Whoops!'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

'...Water on Mars'

"Entanglement meets string theory."

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

'I miss the evildoers.'

Wind Warning on the moon.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

The Big A** Theory

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'