Eternity Analyst Pillows

'Heaven's great. It's just that now there's nothing to look forward to.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Crap from the future.

Truth

Off Duty.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"You are still here."

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Modern Life Blues

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Postcards from Heaven...

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Very funny."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'Earth became too small. I had to opt for a bigger planet for hell.'

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Damned if you do...

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

"I hope your day is going bad."

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

'So do I get the job or not?'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"He looks so natural."

Possible Merger Talks