Eternity Thinker Pillows

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Why bother?"

"Call me?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Extreme Sisyphus

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Life after death"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Anywhere but here

Life and Death

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

A Poem about Sand

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'