Eternal Tenants Pillows

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I rented out the basement."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"We need to be careful."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

Turtle Eviction

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

'The lease says, 'No Pets'! Chickens ain't pets!'