Eternal Tenants T-Shirts

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I rented out the basement."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Home Sweet Sign

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"We need to be careful."

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

Turtle Eviction

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Bugging Out