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'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

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'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

"You do realize you're not getting your security deposit back, right?"

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

'Well so much for not needing a break clause in the lease.'

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

‘We unknowingly bought a leasehold new build!’

"I'd like to say this will all be yours someday, but it's all rented."

'And this is my landlord...'

"Your lease is up" threatening letter.

My fortune says the auto leasing company will give me a huge bill for the scratches and dings on my leased car.

With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.

Lost our Lease.

'Does this mean I don't get my security deposit back?'