Eternal Sports Spirit Prints

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Men can show their emotions!

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Strive to win!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Team Leader

Football supporters.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.