Sports Spirit Prints

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Rugby Union.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Skate or die."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Men can show their emotions!

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Strive to win!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Team Leader

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Football supporters.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'