Sporting Spirit Prints

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

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A Hunting Apointment

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'It wasn't a tumor. We removed a golf ball you must have swallowed after a bad round.'

Javelin

Edinson Cavani

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

"Not too good. I've lost quite a few balls."

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

"Don't touch it. I'm coming back there to play it where it lies."

Danny Ings

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Skate or die."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!