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"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"I need a gap year."

"Don't wake me up..."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"They grow up so slow."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm pooped.'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

"My back is fine. My mind went out."

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."

Men resting.

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."