Esteem Elevator Pillows

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

Elevator dilemma.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."