Esteem Elevator Pillows

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."