Elevator Journeys Pillows

"Just be honest and tell him we're lost."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Muzak's Top 10

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Funny place to put an esculator.'