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"When this is over the estate sales are going to be amazing. I'm already planning mine."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Invisible clothes

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Emigrating to France.

Last Chance for Everything.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'