Esoteric Humor Fan Pillows

Why actuarial humor is hard to cartoon...

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Misunderstood artist

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Trump Poutine

Trappist Monk Discord

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Pastry Hat

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

Boomerang cow.

'More government surveillance!'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

The Thinker?

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

How men process questions.

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"