Esl Pillows

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

The Elephant in the Womb

Internet Cafe.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Psychic diving competition.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."