Eschatology Pillows

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

Tut and Carmen.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Pyramid catflap...

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

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'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Sphinx Food

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

The Mummy's Purse...

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Camel'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"I think this one's more recent."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.