Escapology Pillows

Keys Under the Mat

Houdini 2019

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Houdini's infancy.

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

Houdini's Dog

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

Prison Escape

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...