Escapology Pillows

Keys Under the Mat

Houdini 2019

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Houdini's infancy.

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

Houdini's Dog

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

Prison Escape

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Young Houdini

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden