Escapology Enthusiast Pillows

"Gone to the football match."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Houdini's Dog

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Cot Escape.

Houdini's infancy.

Houdini re-incarnated.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mountain escalator.

Houdini 2019

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

American Idle

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

Prison Escape

Desert Island Game

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.