Escaping Reality T-Shirts

"He lives in a little world of his own."

A vampire in a canoe.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Please use other dimension.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'We're looking for someone who will take anything just to get out of the house.'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

"Gah! Too many people!"

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"No... I want to get OUT of touch with reality."

Desert Island Inmate

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

Turkey on the run.

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Psychaitry. "Put me in touch with reality"? --- But I've heard bad things about reality!