Escaping Reality T-Shirts

"He lives in a little world of his own."

A vampire in a canoe.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Please use other dimension.

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'We're looking for someone who will take anything just to get out of the house.'

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Desert Island Inmate

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Gah! Too many people!"

"No... I want to get OUT of touch with reality."

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

Turkey on the run.

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!