Escapeology T-Shirts

David Blaine

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Cot Escape.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Houdini's Dog

Houdini's infancy.

Houdini re-incarnated.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Houdini 2019

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

American Idle

"Look—there it goes again!"

'Wait for me!'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

Prison Escape

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'