Error Spotter Gifts

Spot The Balls Up.

MENSER the high IQ society

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Road signs of Aging

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Quality Control

One Way/Two Ways.

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

RBS Cash Machine - Cash Available 24/7

Danger: Falling Woks.

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

Car Restrictions

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

You Are Here. This sign made possible by a grant from the CIA and the Dept. of Homeland Security.

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

'Uh-oh! That's a BAD sign.'