Cheat-spotter Gifts

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

One way only.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

MENSER the high IQ society

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Convent's laundry.

"Look! A camel!"

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Spot The Balls Up.

"It looks as though our baby has found another spot on her chin."

Secret Garden

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

Pranking an Introvert

"Dang thing must be broken again."

Royal Knits

'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'

This is not a Deer.