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Don't you wish you'd stayed on at school?

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Changing Minds

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

MENSER the high IQ society

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

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'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

"I did a book report, but then the publisher pulled the book because the author was a plagiarist."

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

Beware homework eating dog

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

Room for Error

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!