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Don't you wish you'd stayed on at school?

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Changing Minds

'My dog ate my computer.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

MENSER the high IQ society

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

How to deal with weeds

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"I did a book report, but then the publisher pulled the book because the author was a plagiarist."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

Beware homework eating dog

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Room for Error

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'