Error Code Enthusiast Prints

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Will eat your homework for $.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

"Problem?"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"My dad ate my homework."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.