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'All chemists make mistakes. I made a mistake, therefore I am a chemist!'

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Janus 2021

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Courtney Love

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'