Equestrian Merrymaker Mugs

'It's working! It's working! Keep rolling and we will eat like kings!!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

Little Piano

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Piano Bar

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Cats play the double bass

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'