Equestrian Majesty Appreciator Gifts

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

My horse for a kingdom.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

The Mythical Unicorn.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Where Zebra's Come From.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

Merry Christmas Darling!