Equation Decipherer T-Shirts

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I had no choice, he was about to blow our cover!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

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Pi Ala Mode.

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Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

Warning: Math Ahead!

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."