Equal Opportunity Trainer Pillows

'I never worked for a man before who didn't try to sexually harass me, Mr.Bradley. Don't you like big tits?'

Prejudice/Empathy

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Statue of Female Executive

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

Women Possibilities

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Sweet Girl Graduates

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

"Why are these humans talking about 'Different Races'? I can only see one race of humans on their planet..."

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

"I pay Hodges like a woman, so it's only natural that I pay you less."

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'Yes, does the work of two me...or one woman.'

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

"Today's training session will be about diversity and how to treat the fair sex in the workplace."

"So, in compliance with the recent settlement of a 'Hiring Discrimination' suit, here is your new co-worker, Steve."

Racism Has A Short Fuse.

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."