Equal Opportunities Advocate Pillows

Human Resources versus Other

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

"I just don't understand why we don't have more girlies at the top."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Martin Luther King

Glass Ceiling

Same Sex Marriages.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Statue of Female Executive

Hypocrisy about poverty

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Human Rights for All

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Equal Justice Is An Illusion