Equal Opportunity Trainer T-Shirts

'I never worked for a man before who didn't try to sexually harass me, Mr.Bradley. Don't you like big tits?'

Prejudice/Empathy

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Statue of Female Executive

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

Women Possibilities

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Sweet Girl Graduates

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

"I pay Hodges like a woman, so it's only natural that I pay you less."

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

"Why are these humans talking about 'Different Races'? I can only see one race of humans on their planet..."

"You're prejudiced against blacks!" "You're prejudiced against whites!"

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'Yes, does the work of two me...or one woman.'

Racism Has A Short Fuse.

"So, in compliance with the recent settlement of a 'Hiring Discrimination' suit, here is your new co-worker, Steve."

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

"Today's training session will be about diversity and how to treat the fair sex in the workplace."

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'