Equal Opportunity Advocate T-Shirts

"Maybe I shouldn't ask where you see yourself in five years."

The Un-Level Playing Field

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

Women Possibilities

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

"All this talk of DIVERSITY leaves me cold!"

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

"It drives me MAD when people complain about the lack of DIVERSITY in our recruitment."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

"At this company we treat all our employees the same. All pay, hours and benefits suck for everyone."

"My client alleges age discrimination in your hiring process."

"White...male...middle class...you'll do."

"Gentlemen, agenda item 6...sexism in the workplace."

Statue of Female Executive

Equal Opportunities: 'Sure I am -- I'm a minority of one!'

'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'

Moses looks for a real job.

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Glass Ceiling

Martin Luther King