Equal Opportunities Advocacy T-Shirts

'The bride's here - we're waiting for the lady vicar!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Glass Ceiling

Martin Luther King

Same Sex Marriages.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Black and White: Segregation,

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Statue of Female Executive

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

Human Rights for All

Hypocrisy about poverty

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Glass Ceiling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."