Equal Opportunity Disciplinarians Pillows

Add a dash of humor and fairness to any space with pillows that reflect the dedication of equal opportunity disciplinarians. Comfortable, witty, and thoughtful, ideal for home or office.

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'We punish them equally, Marge, but we favor the boy.'

'We punish them equally, Marge, but we favor the boy.' mockup

'We punish them equally, Marge, but we favor the boy.'

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'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.' mockup

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

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Statue of Female Executive

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"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!" mockup

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

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"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity." mockup

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

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'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.' mockup

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority. mockup

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

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Women Possibilities

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'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...' mockup

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

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Sweet Girl Graduates

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I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!

I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people! mockup

I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!

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We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women. mockup

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

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"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles." mockup

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

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Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone" mockup

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

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"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head." mockup

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

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'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?' mockup

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

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'Do I have to enter a plea?'

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"I pay Hodges like a woman, so it's only natural that I pay you less."

"I pay Hodges like a woman, so it's only natural that I pay you less." mockup

"I pay Hodges like a woman, so it's only natural that I pay you less."

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'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.' mockup

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

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"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else." mockup

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

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'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.' mockup

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

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'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?' mockup

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

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'Yes, does the work of two me...or one woman.'

'Yes, does the work of two me...or one woman.' mockup

'Yes, does the work of two me...or one woman.'

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"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm." mockup

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

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Different Stories

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"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job." mockup

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

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Banned words

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'Diversity is good, pass it down.' mockup

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'

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'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...' mockup

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

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"It drives me MAD when people complain about the lack of DIVERSITY in our recruitment."

"It drives me MAD when people complain about the lack of DIVERSITY in our recruitment." mockup

"It drives me MAD when people complain about the lack of DIVERSITY in our recruitment."

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Moses looks for a real job.

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'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.' mockup

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

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'The bride's here - we're waiting for the lady vicar!'

'The bride's here - we're waiting for the lady vicar!' mockup

'The bride's here - we're waiting for the lady vicar!'

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'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?' mockup

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

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'Boss, I feel discriminated against. My department manager gropes every female colleague except me!'

'Boss, I feel discriminated against. My department manager gropes every female colleague except me!' mockup

'Boss, I feel discriminated against. My department manager gropes every female colleague except me!'

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Equal Opportunity Disciplinarians Pillows Collection

Equal Opportunity Disciplinarians Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that honor the fair and humorous approach of equal opportunity disciplinarians. Perfect for daily motivation or office decor.

Equal Opportunity Disciplinarians Prints

Check out prints that combine art and wit, highlighting the unique role and humor of equal opportunity disciplinarians.

Equal Opportunity Disciplinarians T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts celebrating the witty and balanced spirit of equal opportunity disciplinarians. A great way to express their commitment with style.