A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
Epitaphs Pillows
Add a touch of memory and comfort with epitaph-themed pillows, ideal for memorial spaces or personal sanctuaries, combining heartfelt messages with soft, cozy designs.
In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.
RJ YOMP 1815-1853...swashbuckled.
'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'
Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'
The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached
'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'
Moby Dick
Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.
'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
Henrik Ibsen,
'I can hold a match to his notebook.'
"What? Don't yuck my yum!"
Balloon dog poos.
"It's the cat doc, he scares me."
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice
'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'
Man and dog on exercise bikes.
"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"
"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."
Upper East Side Dog Park
"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"
"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"
"He belongs to a lawyer."
His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.
'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.
"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."
"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"
Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.
"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."
Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.
John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.
A day in the life of a dog.
Epitaphs Pillows Collection
Epitaphs Mugs
Explore our collection of epitaph mugs, perfect for honoring loved ones with humor and heartfelt messages in your daily coffee routine.
Epitaphs Prints
View our epitaph art prints, designed to celebrate life and memory with inspiring messages that resonate and honor loved ones.
Epitaphs T-Shirts
Discover our epitaph T-shirts, blending wit and sentiment to create wearable tributes for loved ones or memorable moments.