Collecting Epitaphs Pillows

Epitaph: Life is wonderful. Without it you're dead.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

José Saramago

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Too Much SOY

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

A Few Slightly Irreverent Epitaphs.

"We only have the Bible."

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

The final reward for a writer... 'R.I.P. At last a deadline I can live with!'

I had better days. R.I.P.

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

"He was a bit of a show-off."

Life was a b***h, now this.

RJ YOMP 1815-1853...swashbuckled.

A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".

Gravestone of a man who refused to wear a mask during the pandemic

Lawyer lists his billable hours on tombstone.

Last Tweet Cemetery.

He Watched Sports

"Here lies...died on-line."

The owl and the pussycat went to sea...with a lot of lager.

"Gail Webb 1939 - 2014 'Next time bring a sweater... just in case.'"

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

Grave marker: 'Died, Nov. 20, 2006, in order to devote 100 percent of his time to being dead.'

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

Just Resting

Last Words Cemetery: Manual Shmanual. . . I'll figure it out.