Epitaph Appreciator Pillows

'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Night of the Zombonies.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Iliadette.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Oh Hi!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Steamed vegetables."

Meat Grinder

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

The Greek Trampoline

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"