Epicurean Poet Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the epicurean poet? Explore our selection of products that combine a love for poetry and fine food. From mugs to prints, these creatively inspired items are ideal for those who find poetry in flavors and art in words. Perfect for writers, foodies, or anyone who appreciates the beauty of culinary creativity, our collection offers a whimsical way to honor their passions.

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Romance novel writers make the best waiters. 'Tonight's special is chicken: ample,milky white breasts, touched with a slight hesitation of strong,rigid basil, too headstrong to stay and too scared to stop.'

Romance novel writers make the best waiters. 'Tonight's special is chicken: ample,milky white breasts, touched with a slight hesitation of strong,rigid basil, too headstrong to stay and too scared to stop.'

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?" mockup

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

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"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus." mockup

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

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Holiday Supplies

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'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.' mockup

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor." mockup

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

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"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill." mockup

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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Michel Roux Jr

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"Call this cordon bleu?"

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"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!" mockup

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

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"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?" mockup

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

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'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.' mockup

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

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'This Beef Wellington is as tough as old boots.'

'This Beef Wellington is as tough as old boots.' mockup

'This Beef Wellington is as tough as old boots.'

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"I see you've finished your meal, sir. Can I get you anything else?... Coffee? Brandy? A doctor?"

"I see you've finished your meal, sir. Can I get you anything else?... Coffee? Brandy? A doctor?" mockup

"I see you've finished your meal, sir. Can I get you anything else?... Coffee? Brandy? A doctor?"

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'If I have but one life to live, Pierre, it's going to be a gastric life.'

'If I have but one life to live, Pierre, it's going to be a gastric life.' mockup

'If I have but one life to live, Pierre, it's going to be a gastric life.'

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'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?' mockup

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

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'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?' mockup

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

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Survival of the Foodiest

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Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey

Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey mockup

Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey

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'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.' mockup

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

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"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!" mockup

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"

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"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?" mockup

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

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'The bill is part of the chef's surprise, sir.'

'The bill is part of the chef's surprise, sir.' mockup

'The bill is part of the chef's surprise, sir.'

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'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.' mockup

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

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"What's good here?"

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No Flash Photography of Meals

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You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments! mockup

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

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"Wow - good job!"

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'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?' mockup

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

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'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?' mockup

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

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Epicurean Poet Gifts Collection

Epicurean Poet Mugs

Explore our collection of epicurean poet mugs to find the perfect gift that combines your loved one's passions for culinary creativity and poetic expression.

Epicurean Poet Pillows

Bring a literary touch to any space with our epicurean poet pillows—comfort and creativity woven into stylish home accents.

Epicurean Poet Prints

Add a poetic culinary flair to your decor with our epicurean poet prints, great for kitchens, dining rooms, or cozy literary corners.

Epicurean Poet T-Shirts

Check out our epicurean poet t-shirts for stylish, witty apparel that celebrates those who find poetry in the pleasures of food and language.